Yes, we've finally gotten around to it! By popular demand, Life Floor is now making our famous tiles in humanity's second-most favorite shape, the circle. These new tiles are ahead of the curve!
Q: Circular tiles? Won't these just cause more waste?
A: NO! Our Chief Technical Officer demonstrated that we can actually reduce waste by making our round tiles smaller than our square tiles, passing the savings onto you, the consumer. Also, the earth is round, so these are our most ecologically friendly tiles yet. Probably.
Q: What about the seams?
A: You won't even notice them.
Q: What if I don't like circles?
A: Then you're a square.
Q: Seriously, they seem pointless.